I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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