It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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