I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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