I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
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If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
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Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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