Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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