I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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