Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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