Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
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The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
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If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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