Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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