normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends