This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
19 Characteristics That Make People Instantly Attractive
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
25 People Confess What They’re Shamefully Attracted To
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.