operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
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writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
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the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy