Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
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He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
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I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?