Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?