Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
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I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
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I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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