I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
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you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
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I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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