do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
His nipple licking is glorious
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