i already hear my dad disowning me
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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