Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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