Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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