But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
