He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
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i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
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My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I want to fling myself into the sun
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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