I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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