If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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