how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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