the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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