Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
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I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
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This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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