Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
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I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
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College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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