Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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