I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
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