Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
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Are we still banned from the library?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
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I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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