Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
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Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
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Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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