Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
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just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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