He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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