beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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