I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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