You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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