Your mouth is God's brothel.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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