Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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