tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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