At least make sure they are 18
Why
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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