i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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