So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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