On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
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There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
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but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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