do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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