She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
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I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
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Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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