i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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