Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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