i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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