physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why