He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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