Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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