he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
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