Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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