Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
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