Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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