You really coming over, don't trick.
In the future we'll all be gay
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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