if you like me you must not know who I am
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
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you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I'm at about main and main street
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
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It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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