guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
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I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
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I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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