can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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