How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
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they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
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I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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