Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
can u get pink eye on your cock?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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