And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
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