On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
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my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
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I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize